y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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Neighbors (2014)

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typac:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

typac:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

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dermot-odreary:

world renowned feminist, Tyler, the Creator, laying down the law

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officialfrenchtoast:

when you put your pet on your lap and it goes away

image

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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rejectment:

refreshes:

friclge:

wtf this keeps happening. im pretty sure that everyone follows refreshes

its working, and one day i will use my followers to control the whole world

how could anyone not be following her she’s hilarious

rejectment:

refreshes:

friclge:

wtf this keeps happening. im pretty sure that everyone follows refreshes

its working, and one day i will use my followers to control the whole world

how could anyone not be following her she’s hilarious

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post:

me

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wank-r:


oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

SO CUTE

wank-r:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

SO CUTE

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